This should be good. The president of Iran (and full time nut case), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is reportedly sending a letter to Pope Benedict XVI. How much you want to bet that this guy is going to try to convert the pope to Islam.
“This letter comes to you as the leader of the infidel pig-eating, demonic pack of dogs. By now you have heard of the mesmerizing light from Heaven that transfixed the UN diplomats when I spoke in New York will envelop the Vatican in a weird blue paralyzing glow. This is a sign to you that Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) is with me and my people….
And so in concluding, flea-biten high dog of christians, I invite you to join me in my religion of peace and be assured 72 virgins when you die. Be assured that should you refuse, I will send nuclear fire upon you and your flesh will melt from your bones.
As sala’amu alaikum,
Mo
