CONFIDENTIAL INTERNAL MEMO
From: Democratic National Committee Board
To: Howard Dean, Chairman DNC
Looks as if our plan to characterize the Republicans as a “Culture of Corruption” will need to be put on hold for now. First William Jefferson, (D-La) (no not William Jefferson Clinton) will be charged with accepting bribes for influence. Additionally, there is some information being reported the Robert Torricelli, former Democratic Senator from New Jersey and now Democratic fundraiser may have been involved in “Oil for Food” scandal. Already Allen Mollihan, our ranking Democrat on the House Ethics Committee member has been forced to step down under allegations of financial misconduct.
So for now, let’s not push this “Culture of Corruption” thing too far. We’ll get back to you with Plan B.
